Danger: traps in yard

Fair warning for the undead and the door-to-door salesman. This Walking Dead Halloween doormat says the yard is rigged.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the zombie apocalypse prepper and the goth household that decorates in September. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?