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HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady

$39.99

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You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious "Beware of wife, kids and pets are also shady, husband is cool" doormat sends this notion into the bin. Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

The MEDIUM and LARGE sizes are FLOCKED! Flocking is a heavy duty type of doormat that can withstand rain, sun, snow & heavy traffic.

Get all the HUSBAND is Cool variations. OR WIFE is Cool with everything you can imagine Cats, rabbits, horses, kid, pets- whew!

DOG is COOL      BEWARE of BLONDE     EVERYONE is COOL     GINGER GUY    BEARDED GUY      GINGER & BEARDED

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Reviews

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Reviewed by Stephen F Smith on Nov 5, 2019
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
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Reviewed by Bret A Swynenberg on Oct 29, 2019
Is it possible to get one that says, "Beware of Wife, dogs are also shady, Husband is cool" Absolutely! Here you go: https://www.damngooddoormats.com/product/variations-husband-cool%E2%84%A2-beware-wife-kids-dogs-cats-are-also-shady-funny-doormat
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
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Reviewed by Kvich1@bellsouth.net on May 14, 2019
Can I get one that says Welcome Beware of Wife Dog is also shady Husband is cool
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
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Reviewed by Stephanie T on Dec 3, 2018
Absolutely love this doormat! It arrived last night and my husband and I couldn’t stop laughing. Just as pictured and good, sturdy quality. Totally recommend! Thanks DGDM!!
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat
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Reviewed by Silense on Sep 6, 2017
Item exactly as pictured and described. Shipping was fast! Thank you, so much!
HUSBAND IS COOL™ Beware of WIFE KIDS and PETS shady funny meme doormat