You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious "Beware of wife, kids and pets are also shady, husband is cool" doormat sends this notion into the bin. Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

The MEDIUM and LARGE sizes are FLOCKED! Flocking is a heavy duty type of doormat that can withstand rain, sun, snow & heavy traffic.

Get all the HUSBAND is Cool variations. OR WIFE is Cool with everything you can imagine Cats, rabbits, horses, kid, pets- whew!

DOG is COOL      BEWARE of BLONDE     EVERYONE is COOL     GINGER GUY    BEARDED GUY      GINGER & BEARDED

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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