Please remove your Balenciagas

Designer shoes off at the door, darling. This fancy shoes-off doormat is for houses with white rugs and high standards.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the sneakerhead, the fashion girl and the friend who vacuums twice a day. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?