Fuck COVID

No nice words left. This F-bomb doormat is for anyone who survived lockdown, Zoom birthdays and the sourdough phase.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the healthcare worker and the friend who still flinches at the word unprecedented. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?