Covid, fuck off

Two words for the virus that overstayed its welcome. This F-bomb doormat says what everyone was thinking.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the nurse, the teacher and anyone who spent a birthday on Zoom. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?