GO BACK to Whore Island Doormat (Anchorman Fans Only)
Somebody's cousin overstayed the group chat's patience and now they're camped on your porch with a duffel bag and no plan to leave. This is the mat that says it for you: GO BACK to your Home on Whore Island. Anchorman people will clock it before they even ring the bell. Everyone else just assumes you're feral — which, fair.
Get it eco friendly into sustainable coir — 8 sizes, apartment door to French double — for a covered porch out of direct sun and rain, or go all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing if your entryway takes a beating and needs to be hosed off without a second thought. Either way it's a damn good coir outdoor mat that says more in six words than your entire holiday card. Buy it for yourself, or gift it to the friend whose in-laws never seem to know when to head home.
Not sure which style fits your vibe? Let Tammy sniff out your match, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? Either way, the door's open. The invitation is not. Once it's on your porch, here's how to care for your doormat.
