Go Away Doormat | NO. Go Away. Rude Welcome Mat
$59.95
Go away doormat: no. Go away.
Who it's for: For the introvert who pretends not to be home.
Two words, zero confusion. This rude go away doormat answers the door-to-door salesman, the survey guy and your cousin before anyone rings the bell.
Pick natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir suits a covered porch, and the rubber hoses off anywhere. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.
