UnWelcome mat
$59.95
UnWelcome doormat: the not-welcome mat for doorbell dodgers
Who it's for: For the introvert whose social battery died in 2019 and who hits the floor when the doorbell rings.
Doorbell rings. You hit the floor like it's a drill. This funny rude doormat says Go Away so you don't have to crawl to the window and check.
Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir suits covered stoops, and the rubber takes a beating on open porches.
