don't go away mad. Just go away.

don't go away mad. Just go away.

$59.95
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Go away doormat: Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Who it's for: For the introvert who's been smiling through the small talk for an hour.

The polite version of get lost. This go-away doormat sends visitors off without the drama.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one.

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