Make America Great Britain again

A Jubilee joke for the Anglophile. This doormat suggests a reunion nobody asked for, with tea.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the Brit living in the States, the royal watcher and anyone who says "cheers" unironically. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?