lol nothing matters

The existential crisis, in lowercase. This rude doormat greets guests with the mood of every millennial's group chat.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the chronically online friend and the nihilist who still waters their plants. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?