Ask not for whom the bell tolls- John Donne quote doormat
$59.95
For whom the bell tolls quote: John Donne doormat
Who it's for: For the bookworm who reads poetry at parties and treats the doorbell like a personal insult.
It tolls for thee, and thee is not getting in. This is the "for whom the bell tolls" quote from John Donne, turned into a polite threat for doorbell enthusiasts. English majors will grin. Everybody else will just feel vaguely judged.
Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir likes a covered porch, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out in any weather.
