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Plug in. This Ready Player One doormat welcomes guests to a home where the VR headset stays charged and the 80s references never stop.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a gift for gamers, Ernest Cline readers and anyone hunting for the egg. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?