Knock Hard, But Not Like You The Police Doormat
Knock hard but not like the police doormat
Who it's for: For the person who greets every delivery driver like a suspect and every knock like a raid.
Somebody's out there windmilling a fist against your front door like they watched one episode of Cops and decided that's how knocking works now. Buddy. Sir. This is a doormat, not a warrant. Knock hard if the moment calls for it, we like enthusiasm. Just ease up on the badge energy before a neighbor calls it in.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of sun and rain, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere. It's a good gift for the friend whose doorbell anxiety has a body count of zero and a camera count of three.
Bring the knock energy, lose the flashbang.
