Beer lover doormat

Some houses have a wine cellar. This one has a kegerator in the garage and a doormat to match. It's a beer doormat for the homebrewer, the IPA snob and the guy who knows every brewery within fifty miles.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it for a birthday, Father's Day or the housewarming party where everybody brings a six-pack. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?