Knock Hard, But Not Like You The Police Doormat

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Knock Hard, But Not Like You The Police Doormat
$59.95

Somebody's out there windmilling a fist against your front door like they watched one (1) episode of Cops and decided that's just how knocking works now. Buddy. Sir. This is a doormat, not a warrant. Knock hard if the moment calls for it — we like enthusiasm — just ease up on the badge energy before a neighbor calls it in on you.

Comes in eco coir, 8 sizes deep, so it fits everything from a shoebox apartment landing to a full Double door situation — sustainable, eco friendly, happiest tucked somewhere the rain and sun can't get at it. Want it out in the open with no roof required? Grab the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing version instead: hose it down, leave it in a downpour, it does not care. Either way it's a front door mat that says something before your visitor even gets a hand up to knock — and if you're shopping for the friend who greets every delivery driver like a suspect, this is basically a personality test disguised as a gift.

Bring the knock energy, lose the flashbang. Stuck between sizes or materials? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug, badge not included), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat? before you go pounding on anything else.