For the girls' night crew, and the friend who always loses one of the three.

The checklist every girl needs on the way out the door. Keys. Bra. Dignity. Leave with all three, come home with at least two. This sarcastic doormat is the night-out reminder you'll pretend you don't need.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the bestie who's lost all three at least once. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you.

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