Please fuck off

Manners matter, so this one says please. Polite word up top, F-bomb underneath, zero confusion about how you feel.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the friend who's done with door knockers and wants to stay classy about it. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?

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