Howdy, now git: western unwelcome mat

Southern hospitality lasts exactly one word. This western ranch doormat opens with a friendly howdy and closes with the door. It's a rude welcome mat with cowboy manners, for folks who'll tip their hat and still want you off the property by sundown.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the rancher, the honky-tonk regular or the Texan who moved north and misses saying git. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?