How 'bout dem O's? Baltimore Orioles doormat

Who it's for: For the Baltimorean who hears "dem O's" in the accent and shouts the O during the anthem.

This Baltimore Orioles doormat brings Birdland straight to the rowhouse stoop, so the whole block knows where you stand from opening day to the last game of the season.

Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best on a covered porch, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere.

It's the gift for the O's fan who's suffered through rebuilding years and earned some swagger.

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