Ain't the beer cold!

Chuck Thompson's call, straight from Orioles broadcasts. This Baltimore baseball doormat greets guests the way the home run calls greeted fans.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the Orioles fan who still talks about Memorial Stadium and keeps the cooler stocked on game day. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?