Here comes trouble

Everyone knows that knock. This funny doormat announces the troublemaker before they walk in.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to toddler parents, new puppy owners and the friend who gets everyone kicked out of bars. It's a Last Chance design: once these sell out, we're not making more. Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker and a very good dog, can help you pick a size. So can How do I choose a doormat?