STFU baby sleeping

Art deco lettering, very direct message. This rude doormat protects naptime from delivery drivers and doorbell ringers.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the new mom, the new dad and anyone running on four hours of sleep. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?