You misread the welcome mat

Read it again. This go-away doormat tells surprise visitors to turn right back around.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the introvert and the friend who hides behind the couch when the bell rings. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?