Jolliest bunch of assholes

Who it's for: For the house with 25,000 lights, a Cousin Eddie in the family tree, and a fuse that's about to go.

Clark Griswold said it about his family, and he meant it with love. This Christmas Vacation doormat is for families that drive each other nuts every December.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the family that watches Christmas Vacation every year and quotes every line. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering.

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