The song says girls just want to have fun. Fine. They also want a say over their own bodies and equal pay, and they'd like both settled before the party starts. This Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights doormat puts the priorities at the front door.

Pick eco-friendly coir from coconut husks for a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber that hoses clean and lives anywhere. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and this long line reads best at 24x36 and up. A funny feminist gift for the friend who still knows every word of the chorus and votes in every election.

Fun comes second. Rights come first. Picking a size? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?

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