These boots were made for stomping the fucking patriarchy

A classic song title, rewritten with steel toes. This feminist doormat gets stomped on every day, like the patriarchy should.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the riot grrrl, the women's march organizer and the aunt who won't shut up about equal pay. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?