Get ready to day drink

A beer mug and a plan. This funny doormat is for game day, the backyard party and lazy Sundays.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the Super Bowl host and the friend who calls brunch a sport. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?