Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya! funny doormat
$59.95
Go away doormat: don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya
Who it's for: For the sarcastic best friend who has everything except this.
A Southern send-off with a little sass. This funny doormat says goodbye and good riddance at the same time.
Choose coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir wants a roof over its head, and the all-weather version doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.
