Fuck the Patriarchy, with a witchy sigil

Red on black with a hex attached. This feminist doormat curses the patriarchy from the front step.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the coven, the witchy feminist and the friend who hexes politicians for fun. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?