FDT, coded in black angles

Fuck Donald Trump, hidden in plain sight. This anti-Trump doormat passes the HOA walk-by and the group chat test.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the subtle resister and the friend who loves a secret message. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?