Fuck the Patriarchy, in cursive

Pretty script, very rude message. This feminist doormat looks like a wedding invitation and reads like a manifesto.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the feminist with good penmanship and better comebacks. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?