Fuck the Patriarchy, red on black

Bold red letters on black. This feminist doormat says it where every visitor has to step on it.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the riot grrrl and the angry aunt. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?