Fiona Hill sat under oath, hand on the Bible she never needed, and said the quiet part loud: some business runs through the official channel, and some of it's just a guy freelancing on his own agenda and calling it foreign policy. She had a name for that second kind. A domestic political errand. If that phrase describes at least one person who's ever knocked on your door uninvited, congratulations, you already know exactly who this mat is for.
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