French Oh Shit Not You Again | Oh Merde Rude Doormat
$59.95
French doormat: Oh merde. Not you again
Who it's for: For the neighbor-dodger who'd rather say it in French than say it out loud.
You've been thinking it. This mat finally says it — in French, which somehow makes it classier and ruder at the same time. That's the magic.
Whether it's the neighbor who never leaves, the in-laws who show up unannounced, or just everyone in general, this doormat sets the tone before anyone even knocks. Très élégant. Très honest.
Perfect for:
- People who are fluent in sarcasm, regardless of what language they speak
- Anyone who wants to be rude with plausible deniability ("it's just French!")
- The francophile with a foul mouth and zero regrets
- White elephant gifts, housewarming parties, birthdays, Tuesdays
Available in natural coir or weatherproof all-weather fabric. Made to order, coir ships within 2 business days, all-weather can take up to 5 more, free US shipping.
