French Oh Shit Not You Again | Oh Merde Rude Doormat

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French Oh Shit Not You Again | Oh Merde Rude Doormat
$49.95

Oh merde. Not you again doormat

You've been thinking it. This mat finally says it — in French, which somehow makes it classier and ruder at the same time. That's the magic.

Whether it's the neighbor who never leaves, the in-laws who show up unannounced, or just everyone in general, this doormat sets the tone before anyone even knocks. Très élégant. Très honest.

Perfect for:

  • People who are fluent in sarcasm, regardless of what language they speak
  • Anyone who wants to be rude with plausible deniability ("it's just French!")
  • The francophile with a foul mouth and zero regrets
  • White elephant gifts, housewarming parties, birthdays, Tuesdays

Available in natural coir or weatherproof all-weather fabric. Made to order, ships in 2–3 business days, free US shipping.

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