All-weather WELCOME / FUCK OFF doormat
$69.95
WELCOME / FUCK OFF doormat: all-weather, half and half
Who it's for: For the moody host whose hospitality depends on who's at the door.
Half welcome, half fuck off. Guests get to guess which half applies to them.
Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.
Your "Welcome to Mars" doormat made a big hit with my hubby. He has been a member of the Mars Society and has talked about getting one for a long time. Thank You for the excellent product, the guidance to open it outside, and the joy you have given my hubby.