All-weather WELCOME / FUCK OFF doormat
$69.95
WELCOME / FUCK OFF
Half welcome, half fuck off. Guests get to guess which half applies to them.
Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Give it to the moody host whose hospitality depends on who's at the door. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?
Your "Welcome to Mars" doormat made a big hit with my hubby. He has been a member of the Mars Society and has talked about getting one for a long time. Thank You for the excellent product, the guidance to open it outside, and the joy you have given my hubby.