Welcome to Hell doormat: gothic lettering for the front door

Who it's for: For the host who keeps the candles lit past October and wants the in-laws to know what they're walking into.

Ring the bell if you dare. Gothic letters spelling WELCOME TO HELL curl across the mat like they're daring your in-laws to turn around — but nobody ever does, because morbid curiosity beats manners every single time. Some people call this an unwelcome mat. We call it truth in advertising.

Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of direct sun and rain, and the rubber backing is non-slip, hoses off and can stay out in a blizzard. Either way it's a damn good front door mat outdoor or in, and an even better gift for the friend whose whole personality is dark humor.

Original sarcastic doormat company since 2009 — copycats showed up later, we just got there first with worse manners. Hit the button.

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