No coffee, no entry funny doormat
$59.95
No coffee doormat: no coffee, no entry
Who it's for: For the coffee snob, the barista and anyone who shouldn't be spoken to before 9 a.m.
The door opens after caffeine and not one minute before. This rude doormat protects the household until the pot is brewed.
Choose natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir stays happiest under cover, and the all-weather version survives rain and your in-laws. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.
