Just so you know, there's a lot of kids in here

Fair warning before you knock. This funny doormat tells guests what they're about to walk into: noise, Legos and at least one kid who isn't wearing pants.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to the big family, the daycare mom or the friend who just had twins. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?