Baltimore Amour, Merry Land

Bawlmer love with a holiday pun. This Maryland Christmas doormat is for people who say hon and mean it.

Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. Give it to the Baltimore native, the Old Bay loyalist and the Maryland expat who misses crabs at Christmas. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?