Black tree. Skull ornaments. A wreath of dried roses that still smells a little like October. The Merry Cryptmas doormat is for the household that never fully took Halloween down and has no plans to start.

Get it on eco-friendly coir made from coconut husks for a covered porch, out of sun and rain, or on all-weather recycled rubber that hoses clean and can sit out in the sleet. Coir comes in 8 sizes. We were printing horror doormats in 2009, back when the big-box stores still thought goth was a phase. A gift for the friend who hangs a bat on the tree.

Deck the halls with bones. Come in. Picking a size? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats (she is not scared of anything), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?