Every third house on the block has a mat that says WELCOME in some soft cursive font and means absolutely nothing. Yours is about to say something true. Badass Bitch Inside isn't a warning and it isn't a joke, exactly — it's a fact, printed at the front door for anyone who needs to know before they knock. Not an unwelcome mat. An honest one.
Get it as an eco coir mat — 8 sizes, from apartment-door tiny to Double door dramatic, best kept under a porch roof and out of direct sun and rain — or as all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing if your entryway takes a beating and you'd rather hose it off than baby it. Either way, it holds up like the woman it's named after. Buying it for yourself is correct. Buying it for the loudest, most badass bitch you know is also correct, and frankly the better story.
Put it down and watch reactions split clean in half — laughing or clutching pearls, both count as a win. Not sure which size or material fits your door? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug, no judgment), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?
Love this mat! It is heavy enough that it won’t move around when stepped on. The quality is really good and it looks better than the picture. Highly recommend!