Uff da, du igjen: Norwegian for oh shit, not you again

Uff da covers everything from a stubbed toe to the in-laws pulling into the driveway. This Norwegian doormat goes one better: uff da, du igjen. Oh shit, not you again. Your grandma will laugh. Your cousin from Minnesota will laugh harder.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. It's the rude welcome mat for Norwegian American families who show love through teasing and lutefisk. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?