You didn't set out to become a witch. Then 2016 happened, then it happened again, and now there's salt on the windowsill and a sigil at your feet doing the real work. This one's drawn tight and specific: banish fascist energy, protect the porch, keep the bad vibes on the sidewalk where they belong. Anyone dragging MAGA nonsense across this threshold gets hexed before they hit the doorbell.
We make it two ways. The eco coir version comes in 8 sizes, from a one-broom apartment landing to a full Double door spread, and holds its sigil sharp for years as long as it's kept under a roof, out of direct sun and rain. Want a coir outdoor mat that can also survive a Nor'easter, a hose-down, or your uncle's muddy boots? Grab the all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing version instead — same hex, zero weather restrictions. Either way it's a personalized front door mat with an actual point of view, and it makes a hell of a gift for the witchy leftist in your life who's tired of thoughts and prayers.
Some protection spells you have to renew. This one just sits there and works. Grab it before the Last Chance shelf clears out for good, and if you're stuck between sizes or materials, ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?
