Fuck the Patriarchy

Medieval red lettering on natural coir. This feminist doormat gets stepped on daily, as the patriarchy should be.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the women's studies major and the friend who corrects mansplainers mid-sentence. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?