Helicopter pilot doormat: a helicopter pilot and normal people live here

Who it's for: For the helicopter pilot whose family has accepted that the aircraft gets top billing.

Every helicopter pilot lives on a slightly different plane, literally. This mat tells guests who they're visiting, and which of you is the normal one.

Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best on a covered porch, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out in full sun and foot traffic.

Free US shipping, international $9.99. Coir ships within 2 business days, all-weather can take up to 5 more.

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