Fuck Donald Trump, and fuck you too

Two statements, one doormat. This political rude doormat settles the debate before the doorbell rings.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the progressive neighbor who's tired of arguing. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?