Don't let the dog out, or the fascists in

Running dogs on the mat, and a door that stays shut to fascists. This anti-fascist doormat is for pups who bolt and owners who won't bend.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the dog parent with a leash in one hand and a protest sign in the other. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?