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Top doormats of 2012

December 30, 2012

The Top doormats of 2012! From Geek to Chic, rude to Dude- see if your mat made the list!

  Rude.... 1!

13.  KEYS PANTS DIGNITY

  Rude.... 2!

12. rude doormat - Fuck Off

11.  mantra doormat Shed your worries, you're home

Geeks.... 2!

10.  Big Lebowski -Dude's Abode

9.    mantra- Leave your worries (and your shoes) at the door- heart

 

6.   KEYS WALLET CELL PHONE - reminder- The worlds most useful doormat

5. House of Learned Doctors Doormat

4. welcome you are

3. Welcome to the Home of Mr & Mrs Awesome pants

Geeks... 5! and a win for geekery everywhere!!!!

1. Tolkien - Speak, Friend, and Enter


























 

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