This is one of those funny doormats that you ought to have if you constantly struggle with your forgetful nature. Especially if you usually feel like a zombie but still want to appear like a…
KEYS PANTS DIGNITY Doormat — The Funny Welcome Mat Running Your Exit Interview
You're two steps out the door when the mat stops you like a bouncer with a clipboard. KEYS — check. PANTS — check (this…
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The KEYS WALLET CELL PHONE Doormat: Your Front Door's Pre-Flight Checklist
You're three steps down the walkway, feeling smug, when your hand does that panicked little self-frisk — jacket, back…
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These designs bring personality and style to your entryway while keeping dirt outside where it belongs. Made with high-…
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Under New Management: A Personalized New-Home Doormat With the Family Name
New keys. New address. New management. "Under New Management"…
SERENITY NOW. INSANITY LATER.
We all know how this ends.
This mat is for the people who've screamed it into a pillow, muttered it in a parking lot, or said it dead-eyed at Thanksgiving dinner.…
If the Journey Is the Destination, Then Welcome, You're Home — a Doormat for Soft Landings
You know that exhale when the key finally turns — after the delayed flight, the 90-minute grocery run, the…
Gandalf stood outside the Doors of Durin for the better part of an hour, muttering about riddles, convinced the answer had to be complicated. It was one word: mellon. Friend. Say it, the doors open.…
The squirrel on your fence line has a title. You don't know it, but he does. Somewhere there's an org chart, a mission statement, and a very tiny building fund, and the whole operation runs on a…
Your neighbor waters your plants when you're out of town. She has a key. She has never once used it to do anything but water the plants. And yet, every single person who steps over this mat gets the…
Somewhere between the screen door and the porch, your welcome mat should say 'g'day' before you even open your mouth.
This one's got a kangaroo mid-hop and two words that do more social heavy…
Welcome to the Gayest Place in Town
Let's be honest — your home is the gayest place in town. Now it says so at the door.
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Welcome Theydies & Gentlethems Doormat
Your entryway should feel as inclusive as you are. The Welcome Theydies & Gentlethems…
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Everyone is Welcome Here | Rainbow LGBTQ+ Doormat
Some doormats tell people to wipe their feet. This one tells them they belong.
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